Our virtues are most frequently but vices in disguise. La Rochefoucauld, Maxims (via ludimagister)

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untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Fuente: greetings)

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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Fuente: hunterandrewpence)

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Misión del día:

-Matar al profesor de Estadísticas con ácido sulfúrico.

-Quemar el examen.

-Quemar toda la U.

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